I'm about to belt out a song...I'm up on stage and everyone's staring at me..I'm under pressure as I crept on stage and the massive band leader..(ie bono) just handed me the mic, and the music stopped..the crowd went silent.
I grab the mic, rip my top open and roar..
"HEY GOOD LOOKING,WHAT YOU GOTTA COOKING"
Then realise that's the only words I know...
Dam it