My dog is MUTE - she does not bark, ever, or really make any noise except the occasional whinge for food etc.
She does have the most expressive face though. Last night as we were headed up to bed, she nosed open the bathroom door (right next to kids room) and it made this really slow, loud creaking noise as it swung open and she just she just slowly turned her head to look at me like "Aw ****... my bad, man..."
