Here, have a first-boots season!*
The intense decline of Penny Tration
The sudden rise of Kahanna Montrese and Alisa Summers being brutally cut short
Venus D'Lite being... there
Tempest and Porkchop making top six despite having 3 good challenge performances between them
An actually good final three
*I'd already used Laila for one of the above AllStars, and Shangela and Vanjie don't count since they both got to come back the season after and finish fifth. With S8 I used both Dax and Naysha since Naysha did "go home first" and then Dax is considered the actual first elimination (along with Laila) since Naysha came back. With S6 there were obviously two "first eliminated"s. And with S11... I can't stand Soju and she's a sexual predator so I picked Kahanna instead
