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It has since been slammed by critics as a 'vanity project', with The Telegraph's Claire Allfree calling it 'semi-literate'.

Ms Allfree wrote: 'One wonders how any publisher could have thought fit to publish this grammar-defying set of badly rhyming cod homilies, let alone think any child anywhere would want to read it. But that's planet Sussex for you, where even the business of raising a family is all about the brand.'

It was brought out in time to capitalise on Fathers Day, it will sink in a week imo.