Hello Big Brother...
"Hello splodge0, who are your two nominations and why..."
Firstly, I'd like to nominate Channel 4. Mostly for messing with what was the best TV format we have ever had, but also for splitting the house for more than a week or two.
Secondly, I regret, the housemates for NOT rising up and dismantling the barriers and if necessary walking out.
"Oh..................We are most awfully sorry!!......We will get on to that right away!"
Thank you Big Brother.......
Well, We Can All Dream..............