but seriously about Ugo
would be a very very decent rugby signing
his entire career (2002-2015) at Harlequins, 435 points in 241 appearances (won both second division, premiership titles, as well as a european rugby challenge cup)
been at same school (Lord Wandsworth College) as rugby legend Jonny Wilkinson
and BBC must see something him to make him a team captain on Question of Sport (where he had been on as guest before too)
some of his career best bits here