[Parmy]

Gregg's are ****ing minging.
As minging as the bloke outside singing.
He sees you sweating in your mask, so he sings for his cash, knowing fatties cant run away.

He came to play.
So he played while they stayed.

Outside in the rain!!

"2 at a time" said the lady called jayne.

I'm in, I'm in the shop, freezing and shaking off the damp, looking at the shivering wares. Hoping whatever I buy has no lingering hairs.

Hmm, the steakies look cold, and the pizza looks old, am I so bold?

Can I, can I?

Can I see the eye of jayne, and tell her my pain, from the rain.

My suffering from shuffling 2 steps forward, four times whilst its pishing down.

Parmy, your frown!!

Aye well, a just found oot a paedo runs the place...so am away for fish n chips, witch.