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This Witch doesn't burn
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 61,635
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Strictly 2020: Bill Bailey BB19: Sian
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This Witch doesn't burn
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 61,635
Favourites (more):
Strictly 2020: Bill Bailey BB19: Sian
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Originally Posted by parmnion
Take my glasses 
You just remembered me my last time at the races.
Kelso was the track and it was my sisters 50th birthday...I had came up to surprise her..
So I'm wandering around the race course on a sunny ladies day, with a bottle of champagne for her.
Took about 3 laps of the full stand and surrounding areas for me to find her..
I was gaping at everyone, squinting in the sun, looking like an old perv, as I eyed the ladies up and down from afar, to see if she popped out in the crowd..
Not once or twice mind, but 3 times  Each lap a little more breathless than the last, I must have looked like a panting dog wanting to mount another leg on the third lap |
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