[Toy Soldier]

……. So all of this drama aside, although I gave it a 1 in the show (because Shakira for best of British is just bizarre), on reflection I’ve tried to picture people doing the cha cha to Champagne Supernova and it’s literally impossible. As I said in the comments, in my head there simply was no dance … and so … I’d begrudgingly have to save Señorita Vicky.