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Originally Posted by arista
Tom hanks will need a Fat Suite on
Sitting on a bog eating a burger
Terrible ending
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Better than Lupe Velez' toilet related death.
She was an actress from the Golden Age of Hollywood. But to avoid the shame of bearing an illegitimate child, she overdosed on sleeping pills and brandy. But unfortunately, the big Mexican Last Supper she consumed kicked in right about then, and her maid found her corpse with its head in the toilet...
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die