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Ant and deck whoohoo..so funny.

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Wee bit more ant and dec, tension who's gonna be getting the task...we already know..


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Ooo another camel oxter or alligator anus eating thing

Ant and dec sour faces

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Captain cash and his cabin for a biscuit each....if l7cks on your side.

No models to watch as they shower captain cabins goo of of them in the afternoon sunlight..

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Oh look, a ****ing sack full of ****e coming down from above, lets get slightly tetchy as wee cook it, and make it when we eat these cow danglers.

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Oooo its ant and dec walking up a path in the jungle..wonder who's going home to eat their ridiculously fat pay cheque.

End of show.