[Pro Sniper]

Bah humbug!

"Mighty Mike" has woken all "bright eyed&bushy tailed". Well who the **** wouldn't when having the comfort of a big bed to siesta and deep sleep in for the past month. He came out that ridiculous RV brushing his choppers like he was some sort of observing commander.. ruling over some 2-bit peasants.

Their perception of time is all MESSED UP. Walsh is stunned that it's only been 5 days since woeful White was booted. And Scott "feels" like it was "AGES" ago. The reason behind this phenomenon comes from the fact they're all pussyfooting around in there, carefully monitoring all their dos and don'ts to ensure they never blot the persona they've chosen to create for the public. If they were purely being themselves(warts and all) time wouldn't feel like it was moving through quicksand.

ALL the liars are pretending they'll miss Baba. 2 of the biggest being Walsh and Warner. Walsh is clearly just grateful and delighted that his little "please forgive me" act seems to be working. And Warner is too busy dreaming up his latest "endearing" piece of contrived dumbness to actually miss someone.

Scott has been told she's "ineligible" for the latest trial(which she doesn't seem too happy about) and with "Mighty Mike" now eligible again, he has let it be known: 'I AM AVAILABLE'(equivalent to a crack addict being AVAILABLE for a gratis hit) Warner has immediately responded: 'I'M ALSO AVAILABLE'(equivalent to a ***** being AVAILABLE when spreading her legs) and the rest have also said they're 'AVAILABLE'. Scott has piped up and said "I think Chris should go because he wants to have a good memory of a trial" Firstly, note the patronising tone she uses here, which clearly suggests she arrogantly believes this is Moyle's last night. Secondly, you see how even though they're personally ruled out of the trial, they still HAVE TO open their pie holes to add their 2 penn'orth in. DESPERATE. Warner naturally backed her up by quickly nodding and agreeing "yeah, yeah, yeah". So that's cock LOCKED OUT of 1 spot, let's see what happens in the next.. oh and would you look at that, "Mighty Mike" has piped up just in time to authoritatively tell Moyles just to "pick who he wants to do it with"(he almost certainly is aware it won't be HIM since he refused to take a back seat for him the other day..but that doesn't matter..his prime objective is obviously to cock-block AGAIN) and that, ladies&gents, is how you "subtly" railroad a supposed "democratic" decision and show it up for the SHAM it is. Like a beggar dining with plutocrats.

I see they were given another idiot-proof trial to steamroll..but all the "dream-team" could muster up was a PATHETIC 1/6. Although at least the 2nd part of the trial required an element of skill(accurately throwing/landing items a few foot away)..a skill that Warner clearly wasn't blessed with.

Scott has moved on to part 869 of her 1000pt plan to be crowned "Queen" by reciting some crappy phone poem. Cock is pretending to be impressed with her babble.

The "dream team" have returned to base to deliver the bad news, and Scott can be seen lapping this news up, clearly excited about the fact this will make her "herculean" fullhouse effort the night before seem even more "impressive". And let's face it, George's GIANT goody bag had to go somewhere..so it's most likely been placed straight into the lap of their #1 production pet. Notice how she's been a lot hyper lately? This indicates she's been heavily gorging on tons of sugary stuff.

So, the losers fail miserably and get 1 hopeless star. What does production do to offset such a disastrous result? they pull a "special overnight challenge" out their holes to allow them to stuff their entitled faces with a silly fry-up breakfast. PATHETIC.

Eviction time.. and moronic Moyles is finally a goner. Absolutely useless camper who should've been gone in a double with woeful White.