Funny story - I threw the biggest temper tantrum of my entire childhood aged about 8 because my sister got 3 sausages once and I only got 2. I went absolutely ****ing ham.
To be fair to little me; it wasn't about the sausage... my parents laughed at me when I got annoyed about it. And I absolutely ****ing flipped. I was throwing stuff, swearing at them, spitting
, my dad (who never laid a hand on me as a kid) had me pinned to a wall shouting to calm down and I was going OFF, thrashing about, wriggled free and
ran away! ... escaped the house, got on my bike and ended up in a town nearly 10 miles away before I calmed down and turned around.
Sausage equity is serious business guys.