[Holly Christmas]

I've done so twice and I now say never again.

First time was on a booze run. We stayed overnight in Belgium and back the next day. I can't remember half of it I was so blitzed. Apparently I was banned from ever setting foot in the hotel again.

Second time was when I turned 40 and my sister in law kept buying me doubles of peach schnapps which is a strong drink anyway. I was told I called the taxi driver a bastard and said all men were in fact.

Regrets, I have a few.