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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 922
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 922
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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