[Alf]

I've been up since 3 o clock this morning. I've done a days work, I've come home and cooked a lasagne which is over a hours work. I've had a few beers and I know that I need my bed right now and as soon as I get into it that I'm a kip no matter how hard I try to stay awake.

I feel like a lightweight going to bed at this time. I'm well known as a party animal. My reputation is in tatters.