So we've mostly all been here a long time and deserve to graduate from the Tibb school of hard knocks

I decided to create a Tibb yearbook thread, could be a lot of fun if done right. I will as always endeavour to do my best.
Therefore, please vote by pm to me your choices for the following list. Up to 3 choices jn each category. Also please post your own categories to my list in this thread and I'll add them. Get creative, let those imaginations soar.
Most likely to do Big Brother and win
Most likely to host Big Brother
Most likely couple to meet and get married
Most likely to be a page 3 girl
Most likely to become a heart throb
Most likely to win the lottery
Most likely to become the next new Mod
Most likely to take over Tibb
Most likely to still be on Tibb aged 70 plus
Most likely to do a kiss and tell
Most likely to win an award
Most likely to enter the Guiness Book of Records
Most likely to release a hit song
Most likely to be corrupted into becoming a Celtic fan
That's 15 categories. I'm looking for 5 to 10 additions.
There will be a results ceremony in due course.
You can't vote for yourself
Hopefully this will be good fun and get a decent response.
PS. Do not vote for Arista. He will not be a happy bunny. If you do, I will discount it I'm afraid.