[Father Chris Mouse]

Ok then, just a general peeve if you like. Those poxy Sunlife adverts. The woman goes round the blokes house for some mundane reason or another, naturally the first thing they always talk about is life insurance, and she tells him she's just got covered and he says "oh congratulations" as if it's some sort of bloody fortunate win or something. Hate those ones.

Then one about funerals, and the young bloke looks at a photo of some dead bloke and says "ah he was a nice bloke i bet the funeral was expensive, how much do they cost nowadays" because of course we always talk and think like that. Then the mum says how cheap the stupid company they're promoting are, and says she's covered, and he thanks her. Utter sh!te..