[Alf]

I'm at the seaside again.

I'm at Withernsea. I used to come here lots as a kid. There's not much here these days.

The machines are right robbing bastards. There's a dog teddy I want to win on the claw grab machine before I go (I want it for my mam's dog to play wirh) I've had it close a few times and it's robbed me.

I'm having a few pints now to build an appetite for my fish and chips. But I'm getting the bus home at quarter to five. There's not much here.

I'm going to Scarborough on Bank Holiday Monday at the end of this month. Scarborough is a much upgrade of a seaside town. Best in the North. Better than Blackpool.