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Originally Posted by bitontheslide
to be fair, the fringe has not been funny in my life time, it's not something new  |
2016 - 1. “My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.”
2014 - "I've decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust."
2013 "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2019 - “I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets.”
2013 - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
2008 - “I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.”