[Alf]

I went to a sainsbury's today in York. And I paid 8 and half quid (sounds like a Fellini film) for a quater bottle of Bells. Highway robbery. I used to be able to get a half bottle for that price.

Still. As I made made my way home from York. Stopping off at Pocklington, Market Weighton and Beverley on the way hone. I was pissed as a mutha ****er. And that's what it's all about