Ryan Thomas - no career wannabe actor with some lame talentless wannabe ice skater Amani Fancy
Ricky Norwood - an eastenders actor from like 20 or 30 years ago
Ricky Hatton - amateur boxer
Greg Rutherford - boring next
Roxy Shahidi - a non-celeb, boring next
Amber Davies - even sinking as low as the love island pile of turds
Lou & Brendyn - our boringly predictable same-sex partnership of the year laugh2:
Eddie The Eagle, shame he did this show instead of Strictly honestly, a real star like him doesn't belong with these ''has beens''