[Retroman]

I hate most abbreviations...
The only one's im guilty of using are one's to do with laughter, such as:

LOL, ROFL, LMFAO.

But that's only because there's very little alternative, besides saying to someone "I am now laughing"

I hate the abbreviations the emo's seem to abuse, such as:

OMFG FTW! SAFE BRUV!

They seem to like impersonating gangster talk a lot, when they're actually middle class white people.

nd u cnt elp bt h888 pppllll hu tlk liek diisss n dnntt kno dey luk abit stoopid.

If you can type properly, then abbreviations don't save any time at all...
They just make you look like you skipped far too much school.

Or SKEWL as they seem to call it.