[Shaun]

Originally posted by Matt
Some random, unorganised bones that need picking:

- It is highly unlikely that there would be two floors, never mind three floors.

Unlikely, yes, but the unlikely is OBVIOUSLY happening this time. God!

- There is no mirrors for camera runs.

As one of the major twists this year, we won't actually be watching the housemates. We'll just be imagining what they're up to

- A garden is an essential as it is the only place housemates can smoke.

No smokers, sorry.

- The exterior of the Big Brother house is not pink and it doesn't have windows.

It is now.

- There is no Diary Room.

I HAVEN'T GOT TO THAT YET OMG.

- You have failed to ensure that there is enough beds and seating to accommodate all the housemates.

There's only 3 housemates.

- There is no room for a crappy House Next Door.

We're not having one of those.

- There is also inadequate room in which to set tasks.

Fair point. Which is why we've got a SECRET UNDERGROUND SEX TUNNEL / ELEPHANT ROOM

- We want a bigger house, not a smaller one. It is far too cramped.

Rémy has made this argument for me

Otherwise, it's the best house ever.

I know