[Red Moon]

Good thing she hasn't been dumped by David. It would be all over the press for months and years.

Her ugly unsmiling mug shot would be all over the papers. Millions of people would be sick over their corn flakes every morning from seeing her face on the front page morning paper. News papers would have to be delivered in in brown bags to stop the paper boys or girls from fainting while on there rounds. The whole country could end up going into economic melt down through people being to ill to work. The Government would be crisis and emergency powers would have put in place to protect essential services.

And all because David dumped Posh.