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The Stupid-Hot Camp Counselor
The title might may seem self-explanatory, but you’re more than just a piece of meat to drool over. Nah, only joking. But, hey, at least you’ve got enough jokes to provide some comedic relief. Despite the fact that you had a gratuitous nude scene and have been dragged through hell and back, you survive the night by torching the killer with your trusty lighter and a box of end-of-summer fireworks which distracts him long enough for you to get in your car and get the ***** outta town.