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Originally Posted by Alf
Can I pet that dawg?
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For £10, yes.
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Originally Posted by Alf
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
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Originally Posted by Alf
Can you feel the force?
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Always.
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Originally Posted by Alf
Do they know it's Christmas?
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They don’t even know their own name.