[Garfie]

Ideally, I’d like to be buried, but for financial reasons cremation is much more likely. As a compromise, I think ashes can be buried in areas designed for woodland burials, and I like the idea of resting forever in the peace and tranquility of a natural landscape, forever surrounded by birdsong.

My more wacky and humorous side has always had the urge to have the lengthiest of my outrageously long fingers buried in an antique tomb shaped box I have, with the inscription, ‘Here lieth the finger of…..’ with my name and dates! My fingers have been the butt of great amusement in life, and my sense of humour would like them to continue to do so long after I have gone! It also amuses me to think of the bafflement and speculation it would cause if discovered in a few hundreds years time!

Guess these two ideas show the main features of my personality.