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Join Date: May 2004
Location: North East
Posts: 8,796
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: North East
Posts: 8,796
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Max & Lesley argue
From CH4 Website
Water Carry On
Day 4, 18:00
Tensions between Maxwell and Lesley spilled over today with Housemates getting into camps behind their new pals. Lesley ended up in tears before pouring a glass of water on Maxwell's bed in revenge.
Lesley criticised Maxwell's rap for being "obvious", complimenting Sam's beauty and calling Lesley's chest "frightening". It soon descended into personal slights.
"I'm bored of your mouth," said Maxwell. "It's jealousy."
Maxwell wanted to know why Lesley was "picking the nuts out of" his rap and explained that he only meant to say Lesley's boobs were big when he described them as frightening.
Everyone needs a hug (just not from her!)
Lesley pointed out that Saskia had even bigger boobs before Sam said, "But yours are always on display."
Lesley replied, "At least my arse isn't always out."
Lesley turned to her gang: Mary, Makosi, Kemal and Vanessa, to have a proper bitch about Maxwell, Anthony and especially, Sam.
"When I first met [Sam] I thought she was sweet as pie," said Lesley.
"She's not as sweet as pie," said Kemal.
Lesley bitched about Sam's behind again, with a little help from her friends. "She has spots on her arse," said Makosi.
"It's nappy rash," hissed Kemal.
"She probably got crabs or something," speculated Lesley.
Her spat with Maxwell had upset her more than expected and Lesley began to cry. As she dried her eyes Sam came into the loft to try and patch things up.
"I didn't mean to offend you," she said.
"You shouldn't have interfered and you always do," said Lesley, unimpressed.
Sam acknowledged that it might not be what she wanted, but she gave Lesley a cuddle anyway and sat with her arm around her, not knowing the depth of Lesley's dislike for her.
Was all forgiven? Only if soaking someone's bed is a sign of friendship, as Lesley took a glass of water and poured it over Maxwell's bed.
If revenge is sweet this could be a long dispute?
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