[Beso]

Used to have a goldfish, called jaws, cause it bit my sisters goldfish side off.

Also a little chuahuahua called bert, whi is still kicking and grumpy living with my ex in essex. Also we had a cat called Tom, who half killed our hammy the hamster when the lid fell off his runaround ball.

Poor hammy was scraping himself along the carpet with his guts hanging out..my ex picked him up, took him out to the garden, looked up at the sky and screamed, FORGIVE ME LORD, before dropping a paving slab on poor hammy...


It was at this moment I thought it time to move on.