Contestant A:
1. Bark! The Herald Angels sing - 3
2. This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a Christmas treat human! - 5
3. Just waiting on Santa Claus to arrive - 4
Contestant B:
1. Away in a mangy mutt - 3
2. Tower Of Meowbel - 4
3. Snowman finally achieves his beach body for 2025 - 4
Contestant C:
1. So Dog created mankind in his own image, in the image of Dog he created them (Genesis 1:27) - 3
2. Am Feline Pine baby! - 5
3. That is so not cool - 3
Contestant
1. Result of home School nativity play - 3
2. There is always one arsehole in the family - 5
3. Snow man's first and last holiday - 5
Contestant E:
1. Come on Joseph, this ain't gonna fool all 3 of them - 4
2. Ain't doing it, I was on the bottom last year as well - 5
3. Should have saved some pebbles for my belt, can you fetch me a towel for my modesty so I can come out of here - 2
Contestant F:
1. Mary is looking a bit ruff - 5
2. Not really feline this tree - 5
3. I identify as a Snow woman - 5
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Inspector Mock, at your service.