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Tried the coach for travelling between London and Edinburgh when I first moved down to London..unbearable, I got off at scotch corner one time as it was so bad. Always trains after that escapade.

As a 17yr old, I worked in London for about 6 months as a trainee chef,(I used to peel michael aspals carrots) got on the national Express like Jimmy Somerville in edinburgh..about 10 miles out of edinburgh the bus jakey sat next to me started offering me a drink of his whiskey, I declined.. and 2 hours later was left with a very satisfying and smug look on my face as he stood up and vomited all over the elderly couple sat in front of us....hes no with me!!