[MrGaryy]

I restarted this thread becuase I thought that it was a really good and fun idea that could have worked brilliantly if some people hadn't ruined it! Some I added some rules that will hopefully keep it in order:

1.No more than one ex housemates!

2.No crude sex references!

3.No ridiculous plots i.e Limbs being separate housemates!

Fail to adhere to these rules and your part of the story will be ignored, and the next person should take up where the last person left off.

I've also used some of the housemates used in the last one becuase they were pretty good. Here are our current housemates:

Mary, also known as Mike, an 85 year old transvestite from Swansea

Gary, the 12 year old, bisexual BB fanatic.

Bob. An anorexic 20 yr old shellfish for Uzbekistan

Don Black, an Ofcom watch dog

Mario, a 24 year old video game addict.

Waldo, a 21 year old who blends in to everything.

Louise, a 23 year old IT assistant, student and WAG.

Vic Hackenslash, a 78 year old Texan Vietnam veteran turned Reverend

Piero, a 20 year old footballer from Essex.

Ryan Hiller, a hunky 6 pack bronzed black haired model from Yorkshire

Jessica, a 27 year old single girl from Essex. Her hobbies are modeling and singing

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