[Shaun]

1 - Kate Nash. Not a talented genius. Not a revolutionary of modern music. Not a fashion icon. Not an idol. She's an unintelligent wannab-indie with an annoying voice.

2 - Grimshaw (the E4 Presenter) You know the one I'm on about. Messy hair. Yorkshire accent. Annoying tosser. What is it with TV Presenters nowadays having boring, **** voices and no charisma whatsoever? And why do they all try to be nerdy/geeky/silly/indie? Here's a newsflash for you - trying to be "indie" is an OXY. ****ING. MORON.

3 - Timbaland. Right. I like 4 Minutes. I liked The Way I Are. But...I hate him. He's EVERYWHERE. And the thing I hate the most about him? All the songs sound the same. And they have the same effects! (that chik-a-chik-a thing is REALLY irritating).

4 - Forum hackers. My (and Tom_ & Jeremy's) BBO was hacked and a lot of threads were deleted, settings edited, stuff moved...and for what? You want to know what the bint said? Boredom. And to unleash stress. Here's a suggestion; go outside more. You become less stressed. Find a life whilst you're out there. Slag.

5 - People eating in front of me. Weird OCD I have, but I can't stand the sound of chewing or watching food be chewed up. Particularly when it's slobs like my family.