I mean here are just 20 songs that, say, 1983 gave us
what did 2024 give us in comparison??
1 KARMA CHAMELEON CULTURE CLUB 1
2 UPTOWN GIRL BILLY JOEL 1
3 RED RED WINE UB40 1
4 LET'S DANCE DAVID BOWIE 1
5 TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART BONNIE TYLER 1
6 TRUE SPANDAU BALLET 1
7 DOWN UNDER MEN AT WORK 1
8 BILLIE JEAN MICHAEL JACKSON 1
9 ONLY YOU FLYING PICKETS 1
10 ALL NIGHT LONG (ALL NIGHT) LIONEL RICHIE 2
11 SWEET DREAM (ARE MADE OF THIS) EURYTHMICS 2
12 YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE PHIL COLLINS 1
13 TOO SHY KAJAGOOGOO 1
14 WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT (THAT'S MY HOME) PAUL YOUNG 1
15 LOVE OF THE COMMON PEOPLE PAUL YOUNG 2
16 EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE POLICE 1
17 IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW DURAN DURAN 1
18 BLUE MONDAY NEW ORDER 9
19 GIVE IT UP KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND 1
20 I.O.U FREEZ
well here is 2024
1 STICK SEASON NOAH KAHAN 1
2 BEAUTIFUL THINGS BENSON BOONE 1
3 ESPRESSO SABRINA CARPENTER 1
4 LOSE CONTROL TEDDY SWIMS 2
5 TOO SWEET HOZIER 1
6 A BAR SONG (TIPSY) SHABOOZEY 3
7 BIRDS OF A FEATHER BILLIE EILISH 2
8 GOOD LUCK BABE CHAPPELL ROAN 2
9 AUSTIN DASHA 5
10 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SABRINA CARPENTER 1
11 CRUEL SUMMER TAYLOR SWIFT 2
12 STARGAZING MYLES SMITH 4
13 PRADA CASSO/RAYE/D-BLOCK EUROPE 2
14 TEXAS HOLD 'EM BEYONCE 1
15 I HAD SOME HELP POST MALONE/MORGAN WALLEN 2
16 MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR 2
17 I LIKE THE WAY YOU KISS ME ARTEMAS 3
18 GREEDY TATE MCRAE 3
19 FORTNIGHT TAYLOR SWIFT FT POST MALONE 1
20 SCARED TO START MICHAEL MARCAGI 9
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I had never heard of the number 1 "stick season" so I listened to it and its so bland it genuinely sounds like the background music to a tampon advert
I mean come on people