Playing With Fire: The Woke Agenda
The Policewoman and her male Police Partner are interviewing Mandy Flack in the interrogation room.
Policeman: "Why didn't you pick me to want to attack?"
The Policeman starts crying pathetically.
Mandy: "Well I didn't know that you existed, otherwise I would've given you a nice, big ****, handsome."
Policewoman: "Really!?"
Mandy: "I'm up for anything as long as they're white men who are straight, and follow the Christian faith."
Policeman: "I go to Church every opportunity that I get."
Mandy: "I'm sure you do, handsome."
Policewoman: "You seriously need to borrow my glasses."
Mandy: "I can see just fine."
Mandy starts doing flirty gestures towards the Policeman, which he is eating up like a Rabbit who has discovered a truck full of Carrots.
Policewoman: "Anyway, did you ask Gareth Watkins about the disappearance of Makosi Gatwa?"
Mandy: "Yeah, so what?"
Policewoman: "What did you want to know?"
Information about Mandy's motivations will be revealed in a later chapter.
The Policewoman is called Megan Uglymug.
Megan is 44 years old, she has really short dark hair, she has a flat chest, is wearing a Police Uniform, and she has a huge nose and broken teeth, and wears glasses.
The Policeman is called Tyson Smith
Tyson is 24 years old, and he has broken teeth, bald head, and really thick amounts of hair on his chin (a Beard basically,) Tyson also wears glasses.
Meanwhile in London, UK, a 47 year old man named Connor Wordsworth, who has a bald head and is slightly overweight, is in his Bedroom making a YouTube video about the Mandy Flack situation.
Connor: "She's 38 years old for god sake, how does she still look so good? Anyway I think that we all saw the Stream where good friend of the Channel, Mandy Flack stripped off naked and started thrusting herself onto a man in a BDSM sex session, to teach him to love adult women instead of little boys."
Connor starts getting all gammon in the face.
Connor starts shouting at the top of his lungs.
Connor: "THE POLICE ARE A DISGRACE IN THAT STATE! HOW DARE THEY TELL MANDY THAT SHE CAN'T HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN ON STREAM TO PREVENT HIM FROM MOLESTING CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THE MORE IMPORTANT HALF IN LITTLE BOYS."
Burger King Worker David Hernandez, is watching Connor Wordsworth's Stream.
David: "What is this guy going on about? He needs to be put on a watchlist."
In the middle of Connor's rant, his head explodes on YouTube's Live Stream.
David: "What the heck! I'm calling the Police."
But before David calls the Police, a hooded figure comes into Connor's room and hijacks the Stream.
Hooded Figure: "Hi, my name is The Woke Agenda, and my aim is to promote diversity, equity, and inclusivity, except for Jewish people that is."
David: "Excuse me!"
Hooded Figure: "We need to think about how black people have been mistreated throughout history 24/7, we need to think about Mental Health 24/7, climate change 24/7, and LGBTQIABC 24/7. We also need to think about the Patriarchy and especially the Male Gaze, men must not find women attractive unless approved by women first, and there can be no Fatphobia in your preferences either otherwise you're a bigot."
David: "Coming from the lunatic that killed someone, go and **** yourself."
David knew that the Hooded Figure couldn't hear him through the screen, but he vented still regardless.
Hooded Figure: "Israel need to be removed from Eurovision."
The rant from the Hooded Figure goes on for awhile.
Hooded Figure: "Believe in Gary Neville, The Woke Agenda out."
To be continued in another chapter.
I did promise to write another one today, but I am currently tired due to this heat, so I'll spare you all... For now.
