[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I'd say "WATCH YOURSELF you Woke Snowflake! Don't bother Mansplaining why you reclined your seat. I can smell the Toxic Masculinity oozing from you! As if I don't have to deal with The Male Gaze enough, I have to see you Peak at me on the plane? You think you're Totes Lush, don't you? A Peng Ting who deserves to make other people uncomfortable! Won't you Think Of The Children, what kind of example are you setting for them? You're just another man using the Patriarchy for his own benefit like every other Simp reclining his seat in front of a woman. I don't know what Gooner is, Babe but it probably describes you. This is not a Safe Space for you to be Problematic. You have no Rizz, your chin is Moist with drool, you're pathetic. Go Slay the personal space of someone else because you have Triggered me with your lack of respect. If I was an Influencer I'd have your Vibes cancelled in a flash! I hope the next person you sit in front of has a more Wholesome experience than me!

This post made me actually laugh at words that I never thought that I would laugh at.