Well........When I was living in Manchester, I went down to London to a wedding reception. It was at The Hilton hotel in Wembley. I arrived at lunch time, unpacked in my room and went down to the bar for a drink. I was a bit stupid and had not eaten anything. I met some friends there and started straight on the Southern Comforts.
(this was many years ago). As you can most probably guess by now, I got a bit pissed, and then suddenly, I felt sick. I ran through the bar and up the stairs to the toilets. There was a queue outside and I could not hold on any longer.......
I spewed all over the staircase, and was so embarrassed that I ran off an left it. In front of about 20 horrified guests.
News got round, and somebody said to me soon after "Have you heard?....somebody was sick all over the stairs".
I just replied "dirty b*astard", and carried on drinking myself into oblivion.