[Dan_]

A couple of mine.

During a football game in a PE Lesson, I was playing in defence but for some reason decided to run to the other penalty area as my team was attacking.Guy on my team was clear through on goal but the keeper saved his shot, by that time I was only a couple of yards from goal and with an empty net in front of me, the ball comes past and stick my left foot out and it hits the post! By the time I'd stopped being shocked a defender was there to clear the ball.I never lived that one down.

Another school one.I went to the toilet right at the end of the lesson and ended up locking myself in there.By the time I'd managed to get out the classroom was empty as there was a school assembly.Rather than burst in right through the middle of that, I just waited around in the toilets until the end of the assembly and just tried to join up with my mates, they all knew I wasn't there though.