Im just thinking, the king Edward was the perfect name. King Arthur sounds to bold for a common potatoe, and king Charles sounds more like a syrupy drink to me. King William, maybe. It could challenge Edward for a good name, and actually is probably better than Edward, n it's only probably because we are used to Edward for it not to sound better for a tattie.
Richard
George
I dunno, is Edward actually a crap name for our spuds?
No wonder I like cheese on toast. Far easier.