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IF the prospect of 13 weeks tuned into Big Brother is enough to give you nightmares, best turn away now.
For TV Biz can reveal one of the likely housemates in the new series next month is a wannabe model who promises to spill the beans on flings with two Premier League stars.

Busty mum-of-two Jill Demirel, from Chigwell, Essex (where else), has been lined up for the ninth series of the Channel 4 reality show.

Her MySpace page is filled with comments from pals wishing her good luck, with one friend saying (you’ve got to love the grammar): “Wont Be Back 4 A Week. If It All Happens While Im Away (Not Sure If I Was Meant 2 Say) Then Dont Take No S**t.”

Jill also comes across as a right charmer as she says: “I’d just like to say I am happy where I am and where I am heading. It’s all good. All you jealous haters out there mind your own. The more you hate me, the more I shall succeed. If you hate me that must mean you care about me, so thanks. GET OVER IT, YOU B****!”

What a class act.

Among the celebrities fame-hungry Jill says she wants to meet are Becks, P Diddy, Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey.

Jill, 32, only has days left to find out if she’s made it on to the show.

Around 25 wannabe housemates are being smuggled to a secret location while producers whittle down the list before revealing the launch day lineup.

As for ruthless Jill, we’re not sure what else to make of her.


She makes Chanelle Hayes from Big Brother 8 look like Bambi.

BB9 kicks off on June 5.

We can hardly wait . . .

The Sun