[Amy]

MAKOSI

THE clever princess is not just at the top because I like her, but because she's been playing the game excellently and strategically and stuff. She could go all the way.

MARY

HATE her? Keep her in to annoy her then - she wants to leave "because the people in here are *******ing horrible". Love her? Keep her in 'cos she's a brilliant housemate. Just keep her in, OK?


KEMEL


ANY man who has the initiative to have a bath in a dustbin is OK by me. Plus he's keeping schtum after Makosi confided in him and he admitted that he overreacted about losing his bowl of salad.


LESLEY


HANGING on to the number four slot purely because she came out with the immortal lines: "I've got the biggest t*ts in Huddersfield. Actually, me mam's are bigger. And me nanna's."


SCIENCE


PEAKED too early, but now may be clawing it back a bit. Showed a mature side post-argument with Roberto and was funny about Kemal's bin-bath, but must seriously up his game from now on.


VANESSA


AFTER the slowest start in history, she has now said that she likes Mary and has called Sam "the ***** with no clothes". That's a bit better. Not much, though.


CRAIG


DAY 6, 11.35pm, Craig whines: "Not one person has said something nice about me apart from Lesley, Vanessa and Mary. I might as well not even exist." You said it, sucker. OUT! OUT! OUT!


SAM


THE casting for BB6 has been excellent, the best yet, but Sam is the one person I'm confused about. Why is she in there? She's just so ordinary. And not in a good way.


ANTHONY


MOONED the cameras with Max and Roberto. Ho, ho, ho, my aching sides, what an original, witty thing to do. You can tell a lot about someone from their friends, so I repeat - Maxwell and Roberto.


SASKIA


EVER since she went in the house, it's been driving me mad trying to work out who she sounds like. Now I've got it - Martine McCutcheon! Don't you think? Sadly, that's not enough to make me like her.


DEREK


He's been getting emotional by crying over the "nomination process". And also telling people - mostly Kemal and Makosi - off for daring to talk after lights out. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...


ROBERTO


He screamed at Kemal: "Listen to you, shouting like a flipping queen!" Um, pot, kettle, black anyone? Reckons he's going to be leaving the country after BB - why bother waiting?


MAX


IF BB hadn't done that twist, he would have been up for eviction and I'd have no skin left on my dialling finger.

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