I think Kaz has hit the nail on the head purplequeen. I can't be bothered to think of anything to write, not because it's your thread, but because I am not inspired by any of the housemates.
Ages ago Mark and I started a similar idea called 'Big Brother Poetry' where we were trying to get poems about the BB2 housemates. We did get a few responses, but even then the idea died a bit of a death.
I think none of us are that creative - if we couldn't think of things to say about the BB2 housemates that we loved, we don't stand much chance of waxing lyrical about this lot.