a man walkes up to a blonde woman in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news. she says to him 'have you seen this ? , the man is threatening to jump of that block of flats !' the man says 'i bet he jumps' she replyes 'i bet he dosent' 'i bet you 50 bucks he jumps' 'your on' just as they shake hands the man does a swan dive off the building. 'oh dear' says the woman 'well here's your 50 bucks, you won fair and square''thanks' the £50 richer man stroles back over to his friend and says 'easiest 50 bucks ive ever made, i guess she didnt it was on the the 5'oclock news'