[kaphc]

Hi Big Brother

I would like to first of all nominate Sam. I feel that now I have seen her vast collection of bikinis, she has nothing left to offer me as a viewer. I dislike the way she seems to rolls her eyes a lot and break into false smiles whenever something funny happens. I don't really get this "I'm so horny" thing that she does - actually she comes across as quite repressed. I don't like the way her hair isn't cut straight. I don't like the way she is screaming in one of the promo pictures. Hmmm bascially "I do not like her!"

My second nomination is for Craig. He is still not living up to his "biog" video that was shown on the first night and I feel he has got onto Big Brother under false pretences. The whole dressing up with Britney thing wasn't even that funny and smacked of a desperate attempt to keep himself in, as no one else did anything like that as far as I know. He seems like quite an ordinary person, but not in a good way - just very bland and I have yet to see any qualities in him that will be an asset to the house. He is expendable and I can do without him. I also can't forgive the fact that he is still in the house, when it really should have been Mary.

Sorry for taking so long Big Brother, I've got a lot to say this week!