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Originally posted by dennissabre
Of cause he could just be a miserable git?
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Well make that two of us, on day 2 I had £5 on him to win, I thought theres the novelty winner, all hes gotta do is avoid being a miserable git.

and I will be £20 richer (yes whoooopeee wow)
Now the best offer I get for my betting slip is street urchins offering to take it off my hands if I buy them 10 fags and a litre of cider
He has such a vast opportunity to gain laffs for cryin out loud,
pretend to walk into the diary room but sit just outside and pretend your are in the room privately, yes start chatting to yourself, spilling gossip (invented) venting your spleen at the imaginary BB official. Till stupid (anyone of em) comes out and finds you sat talking to a door ...the scenario would look hilarious to the other dumbies they'd never think of the unlikley hood of that actually happening but, all you've done is make them the joke, and US!! we could laff to and vote.
Pretend to fall in the pool
pretend to walk into the patio doors
these thoughts are just of the top of my head and Im no comedian who had weeks to prepare for this excersise.
Mikey you're costing me money THINK MAN THINK!!!!
before its to late for me and you or I hate to say this........
perhaps he just is a miserable git