Right D and M. You've made me very cross. This is meant to be a love thread and all you have done is squabble over a lady who is not coming back. Gone forever
Now the real bullet in the cats ar*e is that you have brought the violence of conkers to a love thread.
How on earth am i supposed to win the hand of the fair lady Fairymoon with you 2 banging on about a lost love?
Fairymoon is 20 times the woman of the love you speak of.
She offered to share her tin of tomatoes with me
Now go to the threads i mentioned earlier
I'm waiting
