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Originally posted by dennissabre
Years ago a girlfriend bought me a Baseball Jacket with which was black with white sleeves and a big red letter J on it. My initial is P. I wanted to burst into tears but somehow managed to tell her it was the best presnt i'd ever had.
In my mind i came to the realization that i would have to wear it .
About a year later she dumped me. The Jacket was the 1st thing to go on the fire 
8 months later she married a bloke called John! It only lasted 14 months but i was more pleased that i never had to wear that bl**dy Jacket again.
That jacket makes me cringe to this day.
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I once had some cheese bought for me by a girlfriend. Would you Adam and Eve it! Isn't that what you get from Tesco amongst your Christmas groceries rather than get someone as a Christmas present. I tell you she wasn't my girlfriend come the time the Queen was on the box jabbering about people in distant lands who Phil had offended over the year.
