[Romantic Old Bird]

He will take as many as she gives because he is incredibly dense.

As you may have guessed I'm not a Maxwell fan. He is dozy and indolent and I am at a complete loss as to why he was chosen to go in. He is also quite nasty. His behaviour when the 'nominations scandal' clip was shown was really childish.

I also am not keen on Saskia - she was horrible to Mary, and showed no compassion to Sam. Together she and Maxwell are a snidey pair.

However I don't blame Saskia for 'leading him on' by kissing him in the speed dating. If that was the case, Kemal would be equally justified in trailing after Roberto like a consipated cod fish.

Undoubtedly Maxwell is unable to comprehend that sitting on the edge of somone's bed chatting to him does not mean they 'want' him. Dear me, does he not have a mirror? How can someone so young have let his body become such a pale, podgy amorphous mass? You have to really work at being that idle. Like the similarly unsculpted and blobby Craig, I suspect he is a cosseted mummy's boy.