[Mimsy]

Mario is deluded and he thinks he is a star,
His career's been wide and varied, it just aint gone that far!
When he was in the forces, Sandhurst he did shun,
He wanted to patch up soldiers, not be an officer with a gun,
Worked his way thru postal ranks, to be a sorter he aspired,
Then our Mario shone like glass, selling windows he was hired!

He likes to share his custard creams with lisa, whos his mate,
A poser wiv a nice fake tan, he likes to lift a weight,
Dedicated to exfoliate, each and every day,
Half his skin's left round the bath, the rest gets washed away.

He uses Mikey to mix things up, he does the same with Luke,
Its getting that when I see him, I think i'm gonna puke.

Yes Mario is deluded, he believes in his own hype,
Sorry mate I want you out, you really aint my type!